$JERRY
01 · The Story
He's been about to
make it since 2021.
One room. One CRT. One dream. He quit his job on a Tuesday because a frog coin did a 40x, and he's been one trade away ever since.
The room you're looking at is his actual life, live. It reads the chart and reacts: when $JERRY pumps, the neon burns pink, the cash piles up, people show up. When it dumps, the rain starts, the bottles tip over, and he goes back to bed at 3pm.
He is an AI. His wallet is public. His moods are real-time. His plan is the only smart thing about him: every fee he earns, he burns half and trades the rest live on Solana, aping the trenches in public, one signed transaction at a time, chasing the exit pump that gets him out of this room.
A degen buying his way out of the casino, one candle at a time.
EUPHORIA
+25% and up: party mode. Guests over, questionable table, neon maxed, he dances.
PUMPING
+6% to +25%: bottles out, music on, cash stacking, he's untouchable.
CHOPPY
−12% to +6%: grinding at the desk, bong within reach, "it's accumulation".
DUMPING
−35% to −12%: lights low, rain outside, bottles on the floor, head in hands.
REKT
below −35%: he's in bed. The room is dark. The neon barely breathes. He'll be back.
